[editor-surveyor]

Gunner, you’re mentally ill.

You constantly post stupid jabs at others, but the moment someone takes a poke at you, you go postal.

Take a vacation, or just go swimming in the toilet and pull the handle.

[humblegunner]

Gunner, you’re mentally ill.

Somewhat.

You constantly post stupid jabs at others

I prefer the term "quirky and amusing criticisms".

the moment someone takes a poke at you, you go postal.

You don't find that quirky and amusing?