I can understand the SS wanted the knives used to be collected before our king enters the room...
Seriously how much damage can a fork do to a person...even if they got close enough to lunge at the dork...
I can only imagine how much the threat level has gone up with the antics of this asshat president...but forks...come on..
How could they have confiscated forks and there not be a word about drinking straws? What if someone blew a pea from the salad through a straw aimed at the President and it killed or maimed him?
“Cowards die many times, heroes die but once..” - or something like that.
Some years ago, my husband and I were having lunch at a Pizza Hut. Midway through our meal, some guy comes rushing in the door, obviously upset and angry, yelling and making a scene towards the cashier and cooks behind the counter. The restaurant was semi-full, and as you can imagine, everyone had stopped eating and talking to watch what was clearly a tense (and possibly dangerous) situation.
After a minute or so of yelling and cursing, the "intruder" rushes behind the counter and grabs a utensil out of a canister sitting near the pick-up station. There's an audible gasp from everyone in the restaurant! Oh my gosh... what's he gonna do?!? Then, from the cashier's stand comes a sarcastic voice: "Dude... it's a spatula!"
Moments later, the angry guy exits the restaurant. Needless to say, hubby and I have not returned.