Personally, I do not need free birth control, however I do require free contact lenses. Let me briefly make my case.
Ms Fluke may venture into a bar and having imbibed a bit too much, she could then engage in unsafe sex and thus find herself punished with a baby. This would clearly be the government's fault and the only way to avoid this outcome would be to provide Ms Fluke with the free birth control of her choosing.
How does this translate to my need for contact lenses? Let me explain.
My husband of 16 years has had a vas and I do not need free birth control. However, I could venture into the same before mentioned bar. I could also imbibe a bit too much. I could even lose my Dolce and Gabbana prescription glasses and accidentally mistake a complete stranger for my own dear husband, have unprotected sex with him, and thus find myself also punished with a baby.
Clearly, the government should therefore also provide me with free corrective contact lenses. I prefer the daily disposables.
I could also use a free gym membership and a private trainer.
Can you toss in hair plugs for me while we are at it?