Then you’d technically be a “Laird” right?
More likely a “Laid” as in laid off. Object lesson: don’t call your boss “Dude” when you’re flying to Scotland to accept a dram of scotch for a one foot parcel of land. Maybe this:
Dude. I’m flying to Costa Rica to meet (insert model of choice) for a photoshoot! I’ll bring you (wait, what? ... some of those little umbrellas they put in your drinks?) on Monday. Okay, gotta run.