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If there was a disaster, and you needed advice, who would you ask?
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Posted on 09/28/2011 1:07:39 PM PDT by Brookhaven

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To: Brookhaven

Advice and help are two separate entities.

We know the one who would give advice to ‘y’all folks’.

The others would offer help in different ways.

Cain would order Pizza;)


21 posted on 09/28/2011 1:23:59 PM PDT by sodpoodle (God is ignoring me - but He is watching you.)
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To: Hodar

Well, he does have some interesting experiences with ballistics! :)


22 posted on 09/28/2011 1:24:28 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam needs to be banned in the US and treated as a criminal enterprise.)
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To: KingKongCobra

Besides being fun, I don’t think it’s silly or useless at all. What’s revealing is the people that never get mentioned, which indicates they have no real world worth.

Perry for self defense.
Paul for medical help.
Cain for organizing skills.
Obama for “redistribute the supplies” skills.


23 posted on 09/28/2011 1:25:57 PM PDT by Brookhaven (Why Not Herman Cain?)
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To: Brookhaven

Probably one of my neighbors. Politicians are the last people I would ask for help. But if I were forced to choose from this list, for the sake of argument, I’d pick Cain. Because he’s NOT a career politician.


24 posted on 09/28/2011 1:39:17 PM PDT by pgkdan (Perry/Cain 2012...or maybe Cain/Perry??)
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To: Brookhaven
I'd probably ask Rick Perry, but I would definitely blame Bush. ;^)
25 posted on 09/28/2011 1:47:38 PM PDT by Reagan Man ("In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.")
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To: Brookhaven

It would depend greatly on the type of disaster. As a resident of VA, I would ask the president. He would probably be the only one with the authority to get my state or local government to act.


26 posted on 09/28/2011 1:48:15 PM PDT by stuartcr ("Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different.")
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To: Brookhaven
If there was a disaster, and you needed advice, who would you ask?

I would ask Barak Obama, and then do exactly the opposite of what he advised. We already get much too much bad "advise" from this knucklehead.

27 posted on 09/28/2011 1:49:52 PM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: newheart
Too bad Chuck Norris isn't on the list.

It's just assumed that he's on the list. Chuck Norris is on every list, everywhere.

He also has a 3rd fist hidden behind his beard.

28 posted on 09/28/2011 1:50:31 PM PDT by wbill
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To: Brookhaven

Sarah Palin - seems her name was in white...


29 posted on 09/28/2011 1:53:06 PM PDT by GOPJ (Muslims will want to go to the moon when the Jews set-up Israel there. - Dennis Miller)
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To: wbill
It's just assumed that he's on the list.

Lol. I forgot. You don't put Chuck Norris on a list. Chuck Norris puts you on a list and you just hope it's the good one.

30 posted on 09/28/2011 1:56:00 PM PDT by newheart (When does policy become treason?)
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To: donhunt

I notice you left out Sarah Palin.

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You might have noticed that all of the people on the list are actually currently running for president.


31 posted on 09/28/2011 1:58:05 PM PDT by dmz
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To: Brookhaven

I’d ask Smith and Wesson.


32 posted on 09/28/2011 1:59:11 PM PDT by LouAvul
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To: Brookhaven

Barak Obama

When you need information on a subject (Disaster) go to someone that is an expert.

(Actually I am serious)


33 posted on 09/28/2011 1:59:44 PM PDT by I cannot think of a name
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To: KingKongCobra
Here’s mine “who would win a fight between vampires and zombies?”
That question has been answered...to a degree...
Deadliest Warrior: The Deadliest Warrior Pits Vampires Vs. Zombies
The vampires won.
34 posted on 09/28/2011 2:13:45 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Brookhaven

who would you ask?

Obama. He is the only one known to give favors for donations.


35 posted on 09/28/2011 2:15:18 PM PDT by Joan Kerrey
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To: Brookhaven

Sorry. I haven’t been paying much attention to the current slate of candidates. I’m getting old and jaded. I’ve seen and heard it all before. Only Palin will perk me up.

Til then, or not, I’m prepared to take a doctor hostage to see me through a SHTF scenario. He would be well fed and well protected...


36 posted on 09/28/2011 2:17:59 PM PDT by Paisan
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To: Brookhaven
If there was a disaster in your neighborhood, and you could only ask one person from the following list for help and advice, who would you ask and why?
I wouldn't pick any of them. Why? Because they all would probably be of no use whatsoever in providing help or advice since with the lifestyles these people have had for years they probably don't even know, or have, even the most basic survival skills, which is what is needed most in the aftermath of a disaster.

Most of the people listed probably couldn't even tell you which way the wind was blowing unless some staffer gave them a clue.

37 posted on 09/28/2011 2:20:22 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: philman_36

Yeah but then the last vampire turned into a zombie.


38 posted on 09/28/2011 2:38:33 PM PDT by KingKongCobra
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To: Brookhaven

Me?. I’m asking Les Stroud and Cody Lundin for advice and assistance.


39 posted on 09/28/2011 2:40:14 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: Brookhaven

George W.Bush


40 posted on 09/28/2011 2:42:19 PM PDT by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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