What if the tooth fairy is real?
What if Santa really does deliver Christmas gifts?
What if there really is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
He’s not going to choose Thompson, Hunter, Romney, or anyone else as the VP. The leading candidate is still probably Lindsay Graham. (Who in the hell assigns a girl’s name to their son, anyawy?)
Linseed Grahamnesty?!! How bad does he want to get beaten by BOH?!
I prefer Fred, but I don't think he's going to pick another old white guy. Kay Bailey Hutchinson...?