[Kay Soze]

Heres another good one from this fun site:

Location: San Diego read more stories about San Diego
Celebrity: Barbra Steisand

I waited on Barbara Striesand one day in San Diego. She was with her boyfriend "James Something", I say that because I cant remember his name. Anyway, everything was going fine until this over-zealous employee of ours decides he wants to run her food out. Little did the idiot know was that he was taking the wrong food to her. He delivered the food with a little school girl attitude and left. I went to see how everything was going and she was such a bitch. She atarted yelling at me because she was eating the wrong food. I wantd to say "why the fuck are you eating it anyway." After all was said and done and a comped meal she left me five bucks on about $150 in product for free. I wanted to kick the other server's ass. And hers too.

[Fraulein]

Here's another one:

I was fortunate enough to receive a whopping $12.00 tip from Julia,Danny Moder, and the film crew when they dined in my place of employment last year sometime, they were in Glen Ellyn filming "OLD FRIENDS" There had to be 12 of them in all. My boss picked up the check, why, God only knows, the bitch makes millions a flick! Whatever, anyways, the check was around $125.00. I would have thrown more down on the table, thats alright, next time I'll let someone else wait on her, she was a pain in the ass