[whereasandsoforth]

First, if the collector is a woman, ask her if there is a man you can talk to. Tell her it is your personal policy not to talk business with a woman. They usually go ballistic at that point. Then ask again if there is a rational person, a man, you could talk to. The reaction is priceless.

[Twinkie]

Then, when she finally puts a man on the line say to him,
"Hey! What's the deal there? Do you discriminate based on
gender?! I demand to talk to a woman!" - One comedian told
how he handled telemarketers. When they called he would say
in his most red-necked accent, "Are you NEKKID?" and sort of
snort and breathe heavy. Guess it could apply here.

[Alouette]

First, if the collector is a woman, ask her if there is a man you can talk to. Tell her it is your personal policy not to talk business with a woman. They usually go ballistic at that point. Then ask again if there is a rational person, a man, you could talk to. The reaction is priceless.

Get extra points by saying you are a Muslim and you will report this act of anti-Muslim harrassment to CAIR.

[Darksheare]

I had one woman tell me to get "f'd".
I asked her when she was available for the job.