To: Brian S
First, if the collector is a woman, ask her if there is a man you can talk to. Tell her it is your personal policy not to talk business with a woman. They usually go ballistic at that point. Then ask again if there is a rational person, a man, you could talk to. The reaction is priceless.
To: whereasandsoforth
Then, when she finally puts a man on the line say to him,
"Hey! What's the deal there? Do you discriminate based on
gender?! I demand to talk to a woman!" - One comedian told
how he handled telemarketers. When they called he would say
in his most red-necked accent, "Are you NEKKID?" and sort of
snort and breathe heavy. Guess it could apply here.
32 posted on
08/04/2003 8:13:59 AM PDT by
Twinkie
To: whereasandsoforth
First, if the collector is a woman, ask her if there is a man you can talk to. Tell her it is your personal policy not to talk business with a woman. They usually go ballistic at that point. Then ask again if there is a rational person, a man, you could talk to. The reaction is priceless. Get extra points by saying you are a Muslim and you will report this act of anti-Muslim harrassment to CAIR.
34 posted on
08/04/2003 8:21:44 AM PDT by
Alouette
(Every politician should live next door to a pimp, so he can have someone to look up to.)
To: whereasandsoforth
I had one woman tell me to get "f'd".
I asked her when she was available for the job.
37 posted on
08/04/2003 8:28:25 AM PDT by
Darksheare
("I didn't say it wouldn't burn, I said it wouldn't hurt.")
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