[Gabz]

My goodness - adults CHOOSING to do something they wish???? Can't possibly allow that to occur, can we now????

[Conspiracy Guy]

Dwarf tossing is OK as long as there isn't any smoking going on. In these drawf tossing bars there tends to be a lot of smoking. I fear that constant exposure to second hand smoke could stunt the drawf's growth. Something must be done to protect these tossed drawfs from the danger of SHS.