[StatesEnemy]

Betcha Jeffy will think twice b4 betrothing another 'sweet and lovely'

Ouch! That's a costly lesson.

[Long Cut]

Celebrities and their marriages have always amazed me. Why in THE WORLD someone would, after losing millions of dollars and having to sell off tangible assets like homes and cars to escape a poorly-thought out marriage would even DREAM about re-marrying is beyond my capacity to explain.

If, in another life, some chippy pulled that with ME, the last thing any future woman in my life would ever hear is the word "marriage". If SHE brought it up, she'd be swiftly seeking newer, more gullible companionship, whilst I happily called out, "NEXT!!"

I've seen friends have their very lives and souls peeled to strips by divorce. I've seen both males AND females financially destroyed by it, and permanently removed from their children because of it. I am at a complete loss to explain why the rich and famous seem to regard it with so little concern. I guess Mark Twain was right.

[Pukin Dog]

Gordon already has another one who looks just like Brooke, only with bigger hooters. The man knows what he likes.