Actually I have to agree with you but for the following reasons:
1. First of all you nazis told us if we are going to smoke on your planes then we had to do it in the back. Reluctantly we obliged you because after all, it was all about you.
2. Then, you nazis decided that having us in the back of the plane wasn't good enough so you banned us from the plane completely. Reluctantly we obliged you because after all, it was all about you.
3. Then you nazi's decided you didn't like us smoking in our offices so you relegated us to designated smoking areas in the work place. Reluctantly we obliged you because after all, it was all about you.
4. Then you nazis decided that our own smoking area still wasn't good enough for you so you closed down our smoking area and told us to take it outside. Reluctantly we obliged because after all, it was all about you.
5. Then you nazis told us folks who couldn't smoke on the plane any more that we could no longer smoke in any of the terminals and had to go outside. Reluctantly we obliged because again, it was all about you.
We have succumbed to your every demand and yet you have continued to demand more and more and more from us! And yet you have the audacity to call us rude when we have accomodated you bastards at each and every turn!
Well I've got news for you my friend, I don't care if I offend you and your bretheren any more, in fact I am now going out of my way to offend anyone who is stupid enough to confront me with their non-smoking attitudes. We/I tried to get along with you zealots but you just wouldn't give up would you? Well, you are certainly pissing off a lot of people these days so you had better watch which bars you choose to spout your anti-smoking rhetoric in. But then again, I certainly don't expect to see you in the places I hang out in but I would certainly love to! I would come pretty damn close to ignoring my tag line......