Went for a check-up yesterday, one person coughed, and asked if someone was smoking, I said do, but not in the last hour, but, replied she, it makes me cough, she was there for a good 10 minutes, only had the ONE obligatory cough.
Then my doctor told me about a lady, he said, she is just like you still smoking, how she has managed to live to 89 is beyond me, isn't that a kick in the butt.
Imagine,89 and still smoking and when she dies she will be considered a smoking-related death.
Amazing what can be done by playing with statistics.