Yes, yes, I do have a future in politics, I see it now.
Dog Gone it, Dog Gone, yew cain't fool them judges an yew wudn't never make it as a polytishun! Yew oil patch guys just ain't slick enuf!!!
This is just Jimma Carturd, redux!!! He's headin fur the dang rocks, tryin ta turn the "ship of state" with the rudder, but won't evun cunsider furlin the danged sail with "spendin" written all over it! Whattaputz!!!
Maybe his silly little "Directur uv Fineants," Stevie "wunder" Peace can git CalPers to invest in another batch of "Killer Tomatoe" cult movies. Outta werk about as gud as this here junk bond leveraged buy out uv CalPers kitty!
You watch! Davis is dependin on Al Sharpton to git elected since Al GORE let him down and that'll solve everything!!! Al SharpTon, now THERE'S A POLYTISHUN!!! (He's almost as sluvenly as my writin)