That's why the material for a Red Guards Chinese Restaurant would be FRESH for most people here. As I told Jessica, we will RE-EDUCATE them. Oh, one other idea I had would be large B&W pics of Mao, Chou En-Lai and Stalin on the walls. However, occasionally the pic of Stalin would flip around to reveal a pic of a dour Chairman Hillary.
I even worked out how the newspaper ads would appear. It would feature a very earnest Red Guards member pointing out at the reader and the words above says: "The People's Revolutionary Committee Resolutely Urges You To Dine At The Red Guards Chinese Restaurant!" Folks would show up out of curiousity.
I got this idea because I heard complaints that in South Florida that the King Buffet chain was killing the business for traditional Chinese Restaurants.