What I do as a persoanl protest againt the tobacconazis is alway keep an unlit pipe with me. When I go into anyplace that bans smoking, especially government buildings, I put the unlit pipe in my mouth and walk around with it.
Invariably I will be confronted by a tobacconazi. I listen to the rant, look at then with a puzzled expression, then say..."but..but..I'm NOT smoking. It's not LIT!"
At this point I pull the pipe from my mouth hold to their face and ask..."Here. Wanna See?"
Oooh...does it ever get 'em jumpin' ugly! hehehehehehe!
I have suggested cigarette smokers buy a cheap pipe - corncobs can still be had for a couple of bucks - and use it as I do.
prisoner6
Funny, and great idea! It'll expose their real agenda in a hurry. They're nothing but Nazi thought police.