No no, that won't do. Bicycles are slow, only have a short range, aren't safe or even particularly usable in inclement weather and can't carry any cargo. No, the bottom line is that anyone who drives something smaller than I do is on the lunatic fringe, and anyone who drives something bigger than I do is raping the planet, picking my pocket and sending my kids off to die in the desert. I am the only person who drives a vehicle appropriate to his needs, and as such I should make that decision for the rest of you as well.