The state is running underwater with an unprecedented liquidity crisis and all this fool can talk about is how kids only get to be 4 once, so we've got to spend lots more money!!??
Pass the bottle, AppyPappy! This is turning into a long, hot summer.
Lots of mint juleps on the ol' veranda allows one to pass the long hot summahs in the relative comfort of a comatose state comparable with a beah's hibernation in wintah. It's bettah than aiuh condishoning.