[Just another Joe]

How about, say, age 43? But only if you own an oboe-playing chicken.

Well, I'm STILL above the age limit but my chicken doesn't play the obeo.
Does choking a chicken count? ;^)

[LoneGreenEyeshade]

Does choking a chicken count? ;^)

How 'bout eating one....since the legislators are soon going to outlaw hamburgers....