[Roscoe]

If the CRP was better at fundraising, this wouldn't be such a problem.

[Poohbah]

If the CRP was better at ANYTHING even remotely useful, this wouldn't be a problem.

[StoneColdGOP]

What money is raised goes into accounts controlled by Gerry Parsky and (according to the bylaws) the Team Cal committee he chairs and refuses to call meetings for.