[RedBloodedAmerican]

Intelligent Keyes-butt kisser.

[Travis McGee]

Please cite even one post in my FR history where I have even mentioned Keyes.

You can't.

And that's not just "symantics".

[EternalVigilance]

Intelligent Keyes-butt kisser.

You have consistently proven to be that yourself, minus the words 'Intelligent', 'Keyes', and 'kisser'.

[Registered]

I'll tell ya, you really must like abuse. To relentlessly stake out this (obvious to all) losing position qualifies you to command the Titanic II. I'll start working on the graphic. Want a beard or not? I'll even put little gold tassles on your shoulders.