[Willie Green]

Quit going to Bill Kristol's cocktail parties and we'll stop calling you a "neocon".

Fair enough. I always got him confused with Richard Simmons anyway.

[ArneFufkin]

Willie, this is the last time I'm going to explain this to you:

Bill Kristol: Effeminite television personality with curly mop and boyish looks

Richard Simmons: Same as above, with fat chicks