[Cultural Jihad]

Quit going to Bill Kristol's cocktail parties and we'll stop calling you a "neocon".

Sounds like they serve immitation Cuervo mixed with corn liqour there.

[ArneFufkin]

Do you think anyone, anytime has ever said the words "That was funny, Bill."

These Washington druids seem completely humorless. "Hold on honey, I'll be right back ... George Will is telling a funny story!"