Buffalo Head nailed you but good! You sir, have have exposed yourself to be a world class jerk who probably hasn't enjoyed anything by self administrated sex in decades. Those that talk about it, very seldom are getting any of the real thing.
For the record, please describe the last female that found anything attractive about you (Sheep not included).
My lovely wife of 9 years, Celeste - the schoolteacher. But then again, you didn't want a real answer or you wouldn't have trolled on about the sheep.
You obviously do not know me. I had a very public 28-year career in the media, and a lack of companionship was never anything used to describe me. Further, a lot of Freepers know me - you should perhaps ask them.
Michael