Can't you see a dead moose on the top of my OJ Simpson Bronco as I try to get home with it.
When stopped, I can tell the Fish & Game guys that it struck one of my salmon/steelhead flies. I decided to kill it so it would not molest any endangered salmon/steelhead/trout/suckerfish/red legged frogs or kangaroo rats! They would probably reward me and help me to fillet it out!
"The California State University provides remedial courses in English and math to almost half its freshmen since our school system is grossly inadequate in paying teachers, providing supplies and providing an education. This is the bitter legacy of the anti-education program of the Friend-of-Ken-Lay (as in Enron), Gov Gray Davis, and is an excellent reason for not voting for him on November 5, 2002."
Unfortunately, quadrupeds of the moose persuasion do not take kindly to 'sending', or indeed, any other suggestion, except, perhaps, "Charge me!" ;^)