You are a fine one to be shouting ignorance. It must be because it is a chronic condition with you, and you are so well aquainted with it.
I perceive that you are suffering from a cranial-anal inversion.
Here is the cure: Grab your ears, if you can still reach them, and pull downward as hard as you can.
Let me know if it helps.
No it didn't. You're still ignorant. Let me know if you think of anything else.