Gray Davis:
...as popular as Frank Burns
...as suave as Barney Fife
...as charming as 'Newman'
...as trustworthy as Eddie Haskell
South has a long way to go to get people to poke their chads for Governor Dufus.
He won't have to. All he has to do is what liberals do best: lie, accuse, demonize. And on election day, stuff the ballot box with five times the number of registered voters in the state of California (not to mention the illegal voting block) and you've got a landslide for Davis.
Media lead-in on election night: Victory over hate. Davis defeats Simon.
Pre-election bombshell: A Bill Simon love-child surfaces from a liaison (he never had) from the wild years of his youth.
Can you say Jesse Jackson?