25. Work with friends at the Wall Street Journal to create talking points and indignant responses to queries whether these facilitiations masquerading as secuirty are aimed to undermine the American poor and middle classes for the sake of Globalization and lining a few pockets.
25. Resign, take a consultant job at Grover Norquist's firm. Advise sweatshops, terrorists, drug dealers, and immigrant smugglers how to buy or create front companies with "NAFTA Traveller" status or can otherwise use the privileges of rapid border transit, noting that these trucks, et al, will not only not be inspected, but will be less inspected than before 9/11.
26. Make millions, retire.
-- James Ziglar, INS
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