British men are less fertile than hamsters

independent UK news ^ | 3/17/02 | Geoffrey Lean and Richard Sadler

[Dan Day]

Trust me, if you're hoping to "assist" women in the "west" of England (Bristol, Bath), be sure to turn the lights out.

Old joke: Where are the most beautiful women in the world? Answer: Anywhere you go after leaving England.

[SauronOfMordor]

Old joke: Where are the most beautiful women in the world? Answer: Anywhere you go after leaving England.

Oh, I don't know about that. The Brit web site www.page3.com seems to have no trouble finding a few of them.

[Orual]

average sperm counts in men have dropped by more than half over the past 50 years – from about 160 million per millilitre of semen to 66 million.

Only takes one out of 66 million - sounds like a pretty good chance to me.

[VOA]

The Brit web site www.page3.com seems to have no trouble finding a few of them.

While I'll stand by my general comment about the level of feminine pulchritude in
the west of England, I will make this observation.
It appeared to me that some of the ladies were going out of their way to look
"doudy" or just to look less attractive on purpose.

I suppose it could be just a cultural thing, thinking that wasting money and time on
cosmetics and hairdos was silly...or it's a strategy to make sure that the males
they do attract aren't just pulled in by their looks.

Hey...maybe this means I'm a shallower male than I thought!

But the ladies of England must have something going on...how else do you get enough
bodies to feed the sad meat-grinder of two World Wars and spin off enough
bodies to take over territories of Canada, New Zealand, Australia, and the USA?

[Cleburne]

Oh shut up! Next thing you'll say "DDT was banned years ago, how could it still be causing problems?" or some such nonsense.

[ozzymandus]

Well, those hamsters are some horny little devils.

[Orion]

Conclusion: Eat & drink whatever you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

I'm glad to know the political left, through immigration and public schools, is attempting to increase the cardiac health of our republic.

I just spent the weekend in Southern Texas, and have seen the future of America. It isn't pretty.