Absolutely sage advice.
I remember dating a really lovely girl and then meeting her mother when I was invited over for dinner. The mother's rear-end was the size of a couple of pallets. It was freakish. So I went fishing in deeper seas. When I ran into the girl just three years later, she had the same affliction as her mother.
Phew!
LOL!! You guys are killin' me! Have you two been looking in my play book?? I thought I was the only guy that employed those types of techniques.