I'm hardly paranoid. You may disagree with my take on the burnt kitten and the Runnion case, but really, where on earth have I been paranoid? Huh? You all probably think that way, right? I know it. You've all been out to get me from the start. Well, I've caught on to your vicious, insidious scheme, and you're not going to take me alive.
< /sarcasm >