In 100 years, White People will be the main attraction in Petting Zoos. I envision tourist stops like The Desert of Maine, and the Trolley Museum (don't miss that one).This could give America's suddenly new majorities a chance to link up with American tradition. It could be a valuable learning experience, teaching newcomers about the old ways of road paving, hygiene, public sanitation, etc. You know, stuff they would never get to see in the old country.
In fact, my home town would make a really good location for this kind of tourist attraction. Nothing much been happening since the bobbin factory closed down and the paper mill moved to Chile. Every year there's fewer people (white included), and the jobs would be welcome.
So don't knock it. This Fightin' Whities could be the start of something really big! I can see it now:
!Visite el Museo de los Blancos!
!Mira mira Mamacita, que pintorescos!
I like 'Ritas.