If it wasn't for Dane who would stand up to your ignorant rantings? You're all like bugs and he's the can of Raid around here.
Hmmm. Does Danevogado think that only the Dane half is spewing Danevogado's poison, and not the VA Avogado half, or is Danevogado slipping up and unconsiously comingling his two identities, inadvertently admitting that VA Alvogado types just like Dane?
Still, tis sad that Danevogado is so lonely that he has to resort to talking to himself in the third person.
Hey, bam, better watch your step: "Dane" is "standing up to you", so says VA Avogado. And that there's a threat which is only half as intimidating as it appears.