[TADSLOS]

His staff is still in St Louis collecting the names off of tombstones to register to vote.

[Green Knight]

Good riddance, Dick. You won't be missed. Here's hoping Daschole runs, too. With any luck, we'll nail 2 birds with one stone.

[LaGrone]

hehehehehe! Not bad; not bad at all. I needed that. Thanks!

[unamused]

His staff is still in St Louis collecting the names off of tombstones to register to vote.

No need; they have a persistent link to the database at the coroner's office....

And if they can't get enough dead voters to vote on time, they'll find a brain-dead judge to give the dead people more time to vote for a dead candidate, and elect him so his "career dead" wife can serve in his stead...and bore you to death....