[PatrickHenry]

How dare you impugn the "Zit on Uranus" by demoting it to the lowly status of a "Theory"?

Yours is a theory in crisis, and all learned authorities in the field now accept Mons Venus as being vastly superior. The followers of the Zit are only a ragged, and probably perveted few. You among them. [Deletethis, Mr. Moderator!]

[longshadow]

Yours is a theory in crisis, and all learned authorities in the field now accept Mons Venus as being vastly superior. The followers of the Zit are only a ragged, and probably perveted few. You among them.

I gave you FACTS, I gave you Geometric Logic, I gave you Thorazine Certitude; all you can give in return is SLIME! This alone is proof that the "Zit on Uranus" is real!

Your "Mons Venus" theory is nothing but a clever trick to deceive the unwary, and to pervert the minds of the youth of America and pollute the Purity of their Essence.

You've been warned; no holding back next time -- I'll let you have it with the baby blue font unless you mend your ways!