[A Navy Vet]

The way I heard it:

Usama bin laden found himself at the Pearly Gates confronted by George Washington. Usama ask ole George, "Is this the place I am to receive my 72 virgins?"

President Washington said, "What are you talking about?"

Usama said, "Allah promised me 70 virgins if I die a martyr while conducting a jihad against the Great Satan, America."

With a small grin easing across his face, George coldly said, "That was 70 Virginians, you IDIOT!"

[mdittmar]

Ha,I heard that they misread the koran,it's not 72 virgins,it's one 72 year old virgin.