Proof of God's existence
Many people question why God would create the universe for us and then leave no proof of his existence. Well. I have found proof of God's existence in the number pi. If you calculate pi out to many decimal places, you will find the following pattern:
pi = 3.1415 …
851212152089199197154191651119147851859113931851205420852114922518195…
Yes, this may appear to be a random assortment of numbers, but if you examine these numbers carefully enough, God's word becomes clear. If we take each number to correspond to its placement in the alphabet, then the message becomes:
heababaeb0hiaiiaigaedaiafeaaaiadgheaheiaacicaheab0edb0hebaadibbeahaie
This makes no sense, so it can't be right. Plus, there are zeros that have no letter in the alphabet. So instead of doing that, we must take a zero to mean either 10 or 20. You'll notice that either a 1 or a 2 precede all zeroes.
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Also, we will take 12 to be "l", not "ab" and so on. Decrypting the message this way reveals God's word:
Hello this is God speaking here I am I created the universe
This is absolutely incredible. If you still doubt, then verify it for yourself. The formula for calculating pi is:
pi = 4 * (1 - 1/3 + 1/5 – 1/7 +…)
Examining the mathematical structure of nature has revealed God's unambiguous message. The only question now is what exactly does the message mean? It is clear that God exists, but since there is no way to use punctuation in the sentence, he was slightly impaired in his communication ability. For example, does the message mean:
Hello. This is God speaking. Here I am. I created the universe.
Or
Hello. This is God speaking here. I am. I created the universe.
Either way it is clear what God is trying to say.
And since pi is infinite, you could find anything you want. I have a better one though on the true nature of Barney the dinosaur:
I can also "prove" that 1=2.
This silliness is why that "Bible Code" stuff that was popular a few years ago is more reflective of human creativity than anything else. I'm reminded of a Slashdot post I made a while back, about how to create passwords for computer systems. Some guy posted his purportedly "random" method for making up passwords, to enhance security. Which inspired this silliness from me - it's sort of the same thing, only in reverse:
Re:Random is the only way!
by general_re on Friday June 29, @11:13AM (#119171)
(User #8883 Info)That is not nearly random enough. You need an algorithmic process that'll give you something really random.
Here's what I do. First, you take a phrase, famous or obscure. For this example, I'll use a little Shakespeare - "He hath a daily beauty in his life that maketh mine ugly."
Then, you take the second letter of each word, ignoring any single-letter words, thus producing "eaaeniihaig" in this case.
Then, you convert each letter to its decimal ASCII equivalent, giving us:
101 97 97 101 110 105 105 104 97 105 103
Then squash that all into a single number in that order, producing:
101979710111010510510497105103
Then, you take the 5'th root of that number, and drop any decimal places:
101979710111010510510497105103^(1/5) = 633436.01848182821643020050352705 --> 633436
Then, you take THAT number, and break it into pairs thusly:
63 34 36
Finally, you take the first pair and convert it back to its ASCII decimal equivalent, and that's your password. In this case ASCII 63 is "?", so your password is "?" (without the quotes, naturally).
And that, my friend, is pretty d*mn random.
;)
How far down in the series is this string? Somewhere near the imaginary end?
The guy is either passionate or out-to-lunch, wink wink
Success!! Pi does say hello, twice.
The string 85121215 was found at position 61936834 counting from the first digit after the decimal point. The 3. is not counted.
Andy is in Pi 101 times! 100,000,000 digits