SON: Nothing you ^*%$#^@ son of a *^*&&#*!!
DAUGHTER 1: Shut the f*&*^#* up you ass&(&(#&*^@!!
MOM: Where is the valium?
There, that's the whole show. Just keep looping the above over and over.
Followed by the maid saying "How the F#(&*! should I know?"
Fun for the whole family.