Control freaks run for office. Normal people do not wish to ban others from activities simply because they don't like to do the activity themselves. Why aren't they out there trying to ban surfing, or playing golf?
I read your reply and laughed out loud.
I agree with your apparently unintended dichotomy. ;^)
Control freaks are not normal people.
They are the new, improved uber-citizens.
Lead pensions for all, I say. ;^)