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Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole
My own silly thoughts ^ | 03/04/2002 | Constitution Day

Posted on 03/04/2002 10:17:46 AM PST by Constitution Day

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To: Constitution Day
It can't have been a worse bomb than the Rankin-Bass "Hobbit" cartoon.
61 posted on 03/04/2002 11:06:14 AM PST by lds23
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To: Travis McGee
>blushing<

Travis, you are too, too kind.

62 posted on 03/04/2002 11:06:57 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: lds23
Never saw it... sorry.
63 posted on 03/04/2002 11:07:27 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
It was BAAAD. Boromir wears a little skirt.
64 posted on 03/04/2002 11:07:56 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
I look nothing like Dan Rather! - Shame on you!

Probably more like Ted Koppel... hmmm?

65 posted on 03/04/2002 11:08:27 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Registered
I hope thats glue on her fingers.
66 posted on 03/04/2002 11:10:22 AM PST by smithson
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To: Constitution Day
ROFL! Will comment later...
67 posted on 03/04/2002 11:11:43 AM PST by GuillermoX
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To: Constitution Day
I don't look like Ted Koppel either...

More like a Ashley Banfield [ugh] girl-type reporter from a Shire In Conflict! I even put on some hairy-feet and died my hair to blend in with the locals!

68 posted on 03/04/2002 11:11:51 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Oooohhhhhh, I see.
69 posted on 03/04/2002 11:13:14 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Constitution Day
That's OK. I've had a couple of girlfriends with really nice hobbits in my time. See you.
70 posted on 03/04/2002 11:13:32 AM PST by Argh
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To: Darth Sidious
The President (For Life) of Rhun has condemned Elrond's statements as 'disgusting and hateful", and is encouraging the US to further its campaign against Hobbits, who, he says, "are vile low creatures". Meanwhile, the Parliment of the Southron Nation, in conjunction with Jesse Jackson, is accusing Elrond and the inhabitants of the Shire of racism.

"Ugh, they don't like us becasue we're swarthy! Er, right Jesse?" said Ughlu, spokesman of the Middle-Earth Association for the Advancement of Swarthy People.

71 posted on 03/04/2002 11:14:26 AM PST by Cleburne
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To: HairOfTheDog
More like a Ashley Banfield [ugh] girl-type reporter...

Pictures! Pictures, I say!
(good thing you didn't say "like a Laurie Dhue girl-type reporter")

72 posted on 03/04/2002 11:18:30 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Argh
LOL
73 posted on 03/04/2002 11:18:48 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
He added, "Can anyone else look at the sun and see anything?"

I can see it. I can see it.

74 posted on 03/04/2002 11:20:20 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: dubyaismypresident
ROFL... That was just for the WFTD crew!
75 posted on 03/04/2002 11:21:07 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: billbears
Thanks Bill!

I like to keep my audience... riveted!

76 posted on 03/04/2002 11:22:54 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
I'm gonna start a Hobbit defense league. Arm them all with AR-15's, Colt 1911's, get one of the ex SF guys around here to give them training and let Gandolf take care of the "creative ordinance".
77 posted on 03/04/2002 11:23:10 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: maxwell
Went a bit overboard with the disclaimer didn't ya, dude... Are the ringgeeks that panty-twisted?

See #77.
Any group that can push such a thread to 3100+ replies is apt to do anything.

78 posted on 03/04/2002 11:24:53 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Rebelbase
...and let Gandolf take care of the "creative ordinance".

I guess you mean creative ordnance...

since creative ordinances are what the Demo-Rats specialize in.

79 posted on 03/04/2002 11:27:05 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
That Hobbit is TOAST !!!!
80 posted on 03/04/2002 11:28:03 AM PST by ColdSteelTalon
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