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Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole
My own silly thoughts ^ | 03/04/2002 | Constitution Day

Posted on 03/04/2002 10:17:46 AM PST by Constitution Day

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To: Tijeras_Slim
Any chance for a daisy cutter on the Green Dragon Inn?

They'll probably use a bunker-buster on that one.

21 posted on 03/04/2002 10:28:43 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
I love the smell of burning hobbit fur in the morning. It smells like...VICTORY!
22 posted on 03/04/2002 10:29:36 AM PST by tacticalogic
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To: Constitution Day
ROFL! This is great! Thanks for posting it.
23 posted on 03/04/2002 10:32:55 AM PST by wimpycat
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To: Constitution Day
Hopefully, the Road Runner (or, heck, for that matter, Osama) was inside.
24 posted on 03/04/2002 10:33:18 AM PST by KayEyeDoubleDee
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To: Constitution Day
ROTFLMBO!!! Excellent. From a LOTR lover, this is the funniest I've read in awhile
25 posted on 03/04/2002 10:33:22 AM PST by billbears
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To: Registered
Monica Lewinski, the human amoeba.
26 posted on 03/04/2002 10:35:32 AM PST by lavaroise
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To: Constitution Day
I am reporting now from the Hobbit Hole, where contrary to earlier reports, we are just fine, and have in fact not been bombed.

I did burn some seed-cakes earlier, so if you saw some smoke, that may have been it!

27 posted on 03/04/2002 10:35:52 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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Dang, whowouldathunkit, that hobbit hole thread has become the Freep version of the dancing hamsters webpage.
28 posted on 03/04/2002 10:35:56 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Constitution Day
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the thermobaric bomb!!!

Bwahaha... Nice.

Went a bit overboard with the disclaimer didn't ya, dude... Are the ringgeeks that panty-twisted?

29 posted on 03/04/2002 10:37:23 AM PST by maxwell
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To: Constitution Day;Brian Allen
,,, New Zealand's airforce? Which Cessna 172 was scrambled?
30 posted on 03/04/2002 10:37:59 AM PST by shaggy eel
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To: Constitution Day; MozartLover; aculeus; Orual
Mr Gifford was reported to have barely escaped through a dimensional door with his life.

Terrible, just terrible. Next time use a real weapon.

;-)

31 posted on 03/04/2002 10:38:43 AM PST by dighton
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To: HairOfTheDog
Of course they didn't realize that it's protected by one of Gandalf's spells. :)

CD, how could you bomb my Hobbit Hole?


32 posted on 03/04/2002 10:39:20 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Constitution Day
The Hobbit hole is gone???

Long Live thw Hobbit Hole

33 posted on 03/04/2002 10:39:32 AM PST by blackbag
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To: shaggy eel
Which Cessna 172 was scrambled?

Both of them. This is BIG, dude!

34 posted on 03/04/2002 10:39:48 AM PST by tacticalogic
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To: HairOfTheDog
I am reporting now from the Hobbit Hole

Dan Rather is a freeper?

35 posted on 03/04/2002 10:41:05 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: *Tolkien
THE REPORTS OF OUR DEATHS HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXXAGERATED!

This is a lot of panic over some burned see-cakes... yeesh!

36 posted on 03/04/2002 10:41:46 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Diddle E. Squat
I look nothing like Dan Rather! - Shame on you!
37 posted on 03/04/2002 10:42:34 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Just don't break the dishes!

Smash the dishes and crack the plates.
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates

38 posted on 03/04/2002 10:43:53 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Constitution Day
ping
39 posted on 03/04/2002 10:44:24 AM PST by NorseWood
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To: Registered
You are a bad, bad boy!
40 posted on 03/04/2002 10:47:09 AM PST by abner
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