It's not a joke. It's real.
-ccm
Those who buy into the VHEM's thinking could speed the process up considably if they would only pay a visit to Dr. Jack, or whomever is filling his role today.
Of course, the folks responsible for this screed are just "too important" in spreading the Gospel (and believe me, folks, this IS Gospel to them) to voluntarily take themselves out of the gene pool. It's you, the thoughtless American consumer, who are a threat to Gaia, not them. They are the sensitive and compassionate, treading lightly on the soil of Dear Mother Earth.
This is truly Earth First! taken to its logical conclusion.