[SlickWillard]

I hope you're kidding.

No, I'm not.

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

With all due respect, you must be quite old or at least very sheltered.

I think I once heard that an anklet was a sign of a loose woman or something like that. I think it was back in the early 1900s.

Believe me, I am pretty straight laced; FAITHFULLY married for 31 years and the director of my church's Sunday School. Save your judgment for someone else.