[Thud]

No person save Forest Service personnel may enter public forests. Forest Service personnel must file an environmental impact statement on each occasion before entering public forests.

Your tax dollars at work.

Have a nice day.

[Grampa Dave]

Yeah, have a nice day just stay the hell out of any National Forest, regardless of what you might want to do!

[mt tom]

the united states forest service ???? around here the most prominant bumper sticker "BEWARE OF THE GREEN GESTAPO" this organization thinks that their crap doesn't stink and your best interest is, is not to cross their path

[B4Ranch]

No person save Forest Service personnel may enter public forests. Forest Service personnel must file an environmental impact statement on each occasion before entering public forests.

When they get fed up with the paperwork, they just toss a match and change everything. Then the firefighters have to fill out the paperwork!