"When a retro moron would gloat, as Chimpy did in the debate with Gore, "Well, that's class warfare!," the proper reply would be, "Are you saying that the well-being of 98% of the population is not the proper concern of a democracy?"
So, that's my proposal for this morning: Let's push for fairness, and let's do it by being brave enough to call things by their proper name. Truth in language!"
This stuff doesn't need a parody. It parodies itself!