[Alex Murphy]

We once were owned by an iguana named Chuck...When he reached the fine length of 4' (nose to tail-tip) I found I could no longer control him physically

Where you his property all along, or did he force you to sign some kind of paperwork after you lost control over him?

[Scully]

We became his property the moment he laid eyes on that first carton of cottage cheese...which is to say, during his first meal in our home. :)