Posted on 02/27/2002 8:07:29 AM PST by finnman69
Wednesday Feb. 27, 2002; 11:43 a.m. EST
Clinton Denies Hiring Attractive, Tight-Lipped Interns
A spokeswoman for ex-President Clinton has denied a report in Jane Magazine this month suggesting he seeks to staff his Harlem office with attractive female interns who submit their photos in advance and who promise to "keep my mouth shut."
"This is absolutely false," an assistant to Clinton spokeswoman Julia Payne told NewsMax.com Wednesday morning.
"We never saw any photos. Our mail is being handled differently now since the fall, so it's impossible that we would have even seen any photos."
The report in Jane's March issue claimed that three magazine staffers, including one identified as "Katy," sent their resumes to the ex-president's office without photos and got no response. When one followed up with a phone call, she was told the position had been filled.
Then Katy resubmitted her resume with a photo, revealing herself to be an attractive, bosomy redhead, along with a cover letter that promised, "I know enough to be deferential and follow directions. I keep my mouth shut when people who know what they're talking about are there. I listen. I'm smart. Please give me a shot."
"Three hours later, Clinton's office called Katy for an interview," Jane reports. In fact, the staffer who called asked, "How soon can you come in?," explaining that Katy's cover letter "really stood out."
The Clinton denial didn't faze Jane spokeswoman Andrea Kaplan, who told NewsMax.com the magazine stood by its story 100 percent.
"Oh sure, absolutely. We had faxed (Katy's) resume and then had somebody drop off her resume with a photo and she was called that day," said Kaplan, adding that at no time during Katy's subsequent interview did Clinton himself make an appearance.
But, noted the Jane publicist, "It's interesting how in tough time you can get an interview."
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"Which Cup Size Gets the Clinton Intership, p. 54"
Oh, please! You just threw a softball.... Should I hit it?
Oh, please! You just threw a softball.... Should I hit it?
If you won't I will!
The title is correct. After all Monica was neither attractive or Tight-Lipped!
LOL. You got it. Thank goodness for loose lips and DNA testing!
Lock fingers behind their head - bring elbows forward - walk into wall. If elbows touch wall - Don't hire.
"This is absolutely false," an assistant to Clinton spokeswoman Julia Payne told NewsMax.com Wednesday morning.
Well I believe the Clinton spokesintern. Clearly this is a false report because Clinton interns are hired to keep their mouths open.
Captain Semenstain was in the back likely masturbating while viewing the luscious candidate on the Clinton Sexpalace(Office) Video System.
Goot!
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