[dighton]

You have no idea how many scots were killed, just to make that one kilt.

Hey, stupid! You shear Scots to make kilts. They're slaughtered only for the "secret ingredient" in Scotch whiskey.

;-)

[general_re]

I feel stupid,
Oh so stupid,
I feel stupid and vapid and fey,
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today.

I feel foolish,
Oh so foolish,
It's ghoulish how foolish I feel,
And so stupid
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

[Alex Murphy]

Hey, stupid! You shear Scots to make kilts. They're slaughtered only for the "secret ingredient" in Scotch whiskey.

Judging by his picture, then, there's probably ten or eleven kilts hanging from his head alone.