This is the END of the world as we know it. The mark of the beast... armageddon is imminent!!!
Furthermore, It is oddly reminiscent of a weekly episode of "Earth, the Final Conflict."
Just for grins, I put it into some bird seed in the feeder in my backyard.
With any luck, that 'chip' is somewhere in South America now.
Remember, whenever possible one should Bend, Fold, Spindle, and Mutilate.
Regards,
L