No, I am stating that you have a theology that supports "Andrea Yates immersionism", wasn't she the one who didn't want her kids to grow up to become sinners, and thus took their lives to ensure heaven for them?
As a father, and a grandfather, I can tell you that all of them "came from the womb telling lies".
As a father and a grandfather, I can pretty well tell you they come from the womb unable to speak. Therefore, your interpretation is not comprehensive.
I've got 4 kids (2m, 2f) and 4 grandkids (1m, 3f). What about you? Two are in Germany now, due to return this summer. The other two are in a foreign country (West Virginia.)