MIDI - COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER
It was late on a Saturday night and Dutchess was flirting
But Mr. Dutchess said "Dear, not tonight 'cause my leg is hurting
She said "I'll hear no more of this….call the doctor up dear, I insist
There will be no more nights when your leg will be an excuse"
We will join her in praying that he'll come home soon and all is okay
All the FReepers are praying…he will be back without too much delay
We hear he is a hunk, at least we heard Dutchess was bragging
While he is there in the hospital we know time will be dragging
But something might incur her great wrath…nurses want to give him a sponge bath
He had better not come home with too big a smile on his face
We will join her in praying that he'll come home soon and all is okay
All the FReepers are praying…he will be back without too much delay
He turned 50 years old and perhaps he's now heading downhill
We will be glad to all chip in if she thinks he's needing that V-pill
But how red we're seeing her face…she has been to Victoria's place
She knows more than his eyes will be bulging the day he comes back
We will join her in praying that he'll come home soon and all is okay
All the FReepers are praying…he will be back without too much delay